I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 675: The Yin Yang Domain

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

At that moment, An Lin experienced what it felt like to be awoken by the entire world.

An indescribable emotion spread throughout his entire body as he instantly sat upright.

“Holy f*ck! What happened?” He panted heavily. He felt like he had just had a nightmare in which the entire world had turned against him, and his heart thumped in his chest as all hints of drowsiness were instantly washed away.

“Haha, Giant An Lin, you’ve finally woken up!” Tina twirled in a circle around An Lin as her white dress danced in the breeze.

“This is…” An Lin looked around to find that he was up in the clouds, and a dense bunch of buildings lay sprawled out below him, “Qi Lou City? Holy f*ck! You can take me into the Divine Mirror World even when I’m sleeping now?”

“That’s right? Isn’t that impressive?” Tina seemed to be quite pleased with herself.

“Impressive indeed…” An Lin took a deep breath.

Tina had to obtain An Lin’s spiritual consent in the past before she could take him into the Divine Mirror World, but she could do so now even when he was asleep. It had to be said that Tina’s people-smuggling skills were improving.

“How is this world developing?” An Lin asked.

“Hmm… it’s still much the same. The main thing is that I haven’t accelerated the time here, so nothing has really changed. The only thing worthy of note is that Adam and Eve are both at the Half-Step Soul Formation Stage now and are ready to transcend their tribulations,” Tina replied.

“Oh? What are their domains?” An Lin’s eyes lit up with anticipation upon hearing this.

Adam and Eve were different from all the other highly intelligent lifeforms of this world. Compared to the other first-generation lifeforms, there were only two first-generation humans, and Tina had used An Lin as a reference to create them rather than rely on the life essence of the nine Return to Void Stage mighty figures.

It was exactly because of this that An Lin valued them more than the other creatures in this world.

“They’re in a really interesting situation…” Tina chuckled as her eyes glowed with mirth.

“Stop trying to build suspense! How is their situation interesting?” An Lin urged impatiently.

“Hmm… one has an extreme yang domain, while the other has an extreme yin domain…” Tina chuckled.

An Lin nodded upon hearing this. “Yin and yang balance each other out, so there’s no problem there. Why was your expression so peculiar just then?”

Tina elaborated in a quiet voice, “That’s because… Adam has the extreme yin domain, while Eve has the extreme yang domain.”

An Lin: “…”

Tina and An Lin arrived at the library and were elated to find that Adam and Eve were still just as studious as ever.

They were currently putting into practice some sort of new biological knowledge they had learned.

Eve roared with rage, “You think you can go on top? Get the f*ck under me!”

Adam let loose a delicate yell. “Ah, you, you’re being too rough. You squashed my hair…”

Huff huff huff huff… nibble nibble…

“That’s it?” Eve’s expression faltered.

“Mmph… we can’t go too hard the first time; everything has to be done in moderation…” Adam spoke in a soft and gentle voice.

“Tch, useless!” Eve pursed her lips as she kicked Adam away.

Boom!

A golden light imbued with the power of pure yang instantly blasted Adam away into the air like a cannonball, and he crashed through a wall before tumbling onto the road outside.

“Ah…!”

Everyone screeched in fear at the sight of such a powerful energy explosion, and they fled in all directions.

“Adam, are you alright?” Eve instantly donned her green garments and flew toward Adam before draping his green garments over his body with an apologetic expression. “I’m sorry, I’m still getting used to my strength!”

Adam replied with a gentle smile, “That’s ok, Eve, I can understand. But please be more mindful next time. Domestic violence can inflict damage to public infrastructure and injure innocent civilians. Those are some pretty severe crimes.”

Eve faltered slightly upon hearing this before a cold sneer appeared on her face. “What? You’re going to take me into custody then? Is this all my fault?”

Adam looked into Eve’s eyes with a gentle expression. “Of course, if you’re not at fault, who is?”

“Hehe…”

Eve chuckled lightly as she rained down golden fists onto Adam’s face.

Thump thump thump… bang bang bang… clatter clatter clatter… puff puff puff…

“That’ll teach you to talk sh*t! You would have been able to easily defend yourself in the past, but then you had to go and developed a piss weak yin domain! Are you still even a f*cking man?!”

Eve continued to unleash a barrage of attacks on Adam while Adam wailed in anguish as he tried to defend himself, but he did nothing to retaliate.

An Lin: “…”

An Lin didn’t know what to think of this bizarre turn of events.

He let loose an internal roar in his heart—Return the brave and straight-laced Adam of the past to me!

“I knew that one’s personality could influence their observation of dao and affect their domains. However, why is it that the domains for these two are influencing their personalities instead?” An Lin was puzzled.

“Sigh, this is the will of heaven and earth…” Tina heaved a faint sigh, “Both their domains have integrated the dao of heaven and earth, so it could be said that instead of these two obtaining their domains through their observations of heaven and earth, it was this world that guided them to their domains,” Tina slowly elaborated.

An Lin: “Please dumb it down for me!”

“This is all fate!” Tina sighed with emotion.

An Lin: “…”

“Then how should we help him? I’m honestly quite worried about Adam in his current state. With his current personality, what if he sh*ts himself when faced with tribulation lightning and gets blasted to death?” An Lin was quite concerned.

“Adam is more gentle now, but he will try to more cautious in the face of tribulation lightning and unleash his full power to protect himself. I’m actually more worried about Eve. Her temper is so volatile now that she might try to defy and control the lightning during her tribulation!”

“Control the lightning? What’s there to be concerned about that? Isn’t that quite normal?” An Lin was confused.

Tina turned to An Lin with a peculiar expression but didn’t say anything in the end.

An Lin had an emotional attachment to Adam and Eve, and as such, it would pain him to see them meet their ends at the hands of their bolts of tribulation lightning, so he decided to give them some help.

Tina was unable to help them. Even though she had merged with this world and exercised her omnipotence, she was still quite reluctant to change the laws of the world for their sake in case the world was thrown into disarray as a result.

Take the heavenly tribulation for example. This was something that was a vital cog in the normal function and operation of the world. If she opened a backdoor for Adam and Eve, it could result in the laws of the world crumbling and could even lead to the destruction of the entire world as a result.

An Lin transformed into cloud and mist toward Adam and Eve before materializing again with a profound expression on his face.

“Ahem…” He cleared his throat before he said, “Eve, harmony is the key to a happy relationship. All conflicts should be resolved with words, understood?”

Eve’s actions faltered slightly before she turned to An Lin with a respectful expression on her face. “Spokesperson An Lin, these are family matters, so please leave us alone, thanks…”

Eve continued to pummel Adam as her voice fell.

An Lin’s lips twitched upon hearing this. So even the advice of God’s Spokesperson was being ignored!

However, he didn’t give up, and he continued in a sincere and earnest voice, “Listen to me, Eve, domestic violence is not going to resolve anything. How about…”

Whoosh!

A streak of golden light flashed through the air.

Boom!

An Lin was caught off guard, and he was kicked in the face as his body flew back like a cannonball.

“I told you to leave us alone, so shut the f*ck up!!”

Eve withdrew her long leg with a thunderous expression on her face.